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We Need to Talk About Harris Dickinson’s Normie Hair
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We Need to Talk About Harris Dickinson’s Normie Hair

In a promotional video A24 PodcastIn Harris Dickinson’s latest post, he is last seen playing alongside the equally affable English great Andrew Garfield. getting slapped in a chicken shop. A24 graduates take notes on extreme sports and their effects on fragile, aging bones. So masculine, so sensitive, so beautiful. For those unaware, the podcast is a crafty piece of branded content: Preferred independent studio Each episode brings together intriguing pairings of actors or directors — Nathan Fielder and Alexa Demie, John Early and Toni Collette, Ari Aster and Robert Eggers — for the purpose of gaining knowledge and good marketing. Hence the Dickinson-Garfield peak – of course Dickinson is set to take on the much older Nicole Kidman in their upcoming age gap rivalry baby girlWhile Garfield was still touring for his romantic time-lapse movie with Florence Pugh, We Live in Time.

Since this is a softboi-off, one shouldn’t expect too much horror from the conversation, but the video includes a surprising detail: Dickinson appears to be rocking a normal side—so normal, in fact, that it’s even a hairstyle. I, in my 30s, would naturally grow up. This is a jarring development, given that Dickinson’s head has essentially been described as one of the strangest haircuts in recent memory. It can pull off almost any weird wig. In last year’s FX series A Murder at the End of the Worldmy man works wonders a sizzling mulletIt effectively takes back Joe Dirt’s preferred hairstyle and recasts him as a sexy mop of lust. Inside Iron ClawDickinson is wearing a wig of long Owen Wilson curls to replicate the look of the tragic David Von Erich. Inside Triangle of Sorrowshe opted for the orange buzz cut with little spiky. You might think it wouldn’t be possible to keep it up outside of techno thrillers and period pieces, but you’d be wrong: baby girlHis head resembles a lush, sinister tennis ball: too short to be normal, too long to be exciting – the clear ideal cut for a man like him.

Just what “Steve” did A24 PodcastEven though he is extremely nice and handsome, he is so normal that it makes him seem completely strange. I’m not used to seeing him like this and I don’t want to see him like this. Someone please grab the scissors: It’s time for another sexy mullet.